What is a funny, professional sounding title for a scrapper?

What is a funny, professional sounding title for a scrapper?

Metal Recovery Technician?

Resource Recovery Specialist.

Logistical Asset Recovery, Relocation and Dismantling Engineer (or LARRDE for short)


at the end of the day you can also call yourself a Expert of Hydration and Liquification Fulfillment

Scrap Metal Harvester

Recyclable Connoisseur

See below in my signature...It seemed to be the best fitting classification when doing my taxes.

Urban Ore Mining Consultant, agent, technician etc

Urban Ore Recovery Consultant, agent, technician etc

Curbside Metal Consultant, agent, technician etc

Treasure Hunter

RRR Recovery Resource Recycler


Scott

Element coordinator.

Curbco Member

Borrowing from Shendog - Logistical Asset Recovery, Disbursement And Situational Solutions (LARDASS).

Metal Recycling Entrepreneur


>:)Credits to SMF.o:)

Dumpster Miner

Environmental Recycler

Manufacturing Process Reversal Technician

I always say I am a Garbologist.

Landfill space saver

Commodity Relocation Specialist

Sanitation Container Spelunker

Ferrous Analyzing Recyclables Technician = FART

Rusty Overloaded Truck Stunt Driver

Environmental Services