Intro: My name is..

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11-25-2012, 03:04 PM
Woodrow

Intro: My name is..

Howdy, please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Woodrow Choos, and I currently reside in the middle of the bottom, otherwise known as the butthole, of United Socialist States of America.

Texas is a fine place. However there is one problem with this fine state..... the walking talking terds(AKA the people) that so often slide on out.

I'm trying to learn how about making money from scrap metal. I went to scrap yard type place sometime around 2004 and it seemed that I got ripped off big time, but I'm not sure.
11-25-2012, 03:27 PM
BRASSCATCHER

Um ok I guess that is an intro....uh...welcome aboard? Don't know if any of your fellow Texans feel the same way, there are quit a few here, but I am looking foward to see what they think.
11-25-2012, 03:36 PM
jghilino

well the entire united states is socialist so i agree with you on that 100%, the elements that make up capitalism and democracy are quickly disappearing. There is no such thing as free market capitalism as our forefathers intended for this country. I think its a good intro other than you left out everything about yourself. Atleast your not afraid to say what you really feel, i like that. Welcome Aboard
11-25-2012, 03:41 PM
Gravitar

Well howdy. I'm not sure where you live, but Texans are some of the nicest people around. Anyway, welcome to the forum.
11-25-2012, 03:54 PM
DiamondN

Welcome from Indiana...
11-25-2012, 03:59 PM
Geiser093

Hello, when you go to the yard one you have read as many post as possible here you will be educated. A little info goes a long way.
11-25-2012, 04:45 PM
Woodrow

i was trying to add humor to my intro. it is like a joke. "Scotland is the greatest place on Earth, the problem with Scotland is that it is full of Scots!" type deal.

Plus, likes of people outside of Texas don't like Texans. When I was a kid snow skiing in Texas for the first time, my ski instructor told me that people in Colorado didn't like Texans. I asked why and she said they just didn't. When I was in California several people told me that Texans were evil.
11-25-2012, 04:50 PM
Gravitar

Ah, I got it!
11-25-2012, 04:57 PM
thirsty

Welcome aboard! Likes and dislikes aside, you have found the right place with all the right people to learn from. Enjoy!
11-25-2012, 05:08 PM
scrapperben

Hi, them turds can make you lotsa money, consider yourself as the toilet to their deposits.
so set yourself up a good sewerage network and pump them turds in, one pile at a time.
11-25-2012, 05:34 PM
CTscrapman

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Originally Posted by scrapperben

Hi, them turds can make you lotsa money, consider yourself as the toilet to their deposits.
so set yourself up a good sewerage network and pump them turds in, one pile at a time.

Man this intro is making me hungry! Time to go check what nuggets these turds in CT left out for me tonight. HOPE I dont find any Lincoln Logs. As far as USSA I just signed up for my Obama phone should be in anyday now, figure its time to get something for nothing. Anyway welcome aboard Woodrow.