This is a funny thread from years ago... thought I'd add a few lines to it.
1) Wife asks "Was that #1 or #2?" I reply, "Do you mean the wire or the trip to the bathroom?"
2) Me talking to wife when she asks what I've been doing: "I bought a stripper. I decided to do this after watching a video on the internet."
3) When a friend asks me what I've do so far this summer- "I've been sailing a bunch of times. I meant garage saleing!"
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