My personal favorite, kinda applies to scrapping

Hire the Handicap, they fun to watch. Note this applies to stupid people doing stupid things, not handicap.

My personal favorite, kinda ripped it of the lord of rings. My prescious shiny where art thou!!

And when my mom *****es about the garage I took over, I say Them thar gold in thar hills. Mom. She says its garbage. And I start picking things up,mmmmm 10 dollar, 30 dollar, subway footlong. She usually shuts up quick lol.