I don't have a gun, but I might prefer revolvers, to keep the shells. Is there a shell catcher accessory for semiauto?
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I don't have a gun, but I might prefer revolvers, to keep the shells. Is there a shell catcher accessory for semiauto?
Yes there is. ^
Trust me, it'll fit.
People may laugh at me, but that's ok. I laugh all the way to the bank.
My personal favorite, kinda applies to scrapping
Hire the Handicap, they fun to watch. Note this applies to stupid people doing stupid things, not handicap.
My personal favorite, kinda ripped it of the lord of rings. My prescious shiny where art thou!!
And when my mom *****es about the garage I took over, I say Them thar gold in thar hills. Mom. She says its garbage. And I start picking things up,mmmmm 10 dollar, 30 dollar, subway footlong. She usually shuts up quick lol.
I think it ran when we parked it.
Oh im pretty sure she's in good shape still.
My washer works but i lost the cord.
Words before that are "How are you going to get it in there?"Quote:
Originally Posted by c4f5
"What? You don't think I can get that apart? Hang on, I'll be right back." 2-3 minutes later "This is the multi-tool, it fixes all problems..." CRASH, BANG, SMASH
the mudflaps aren't dragging.... Yet!
no never it's not overloaded i've just had my truck loweredQuote:
Originally Posted by NHscrapman
this will just take a minute... wife rolls eyes...
When selling by the pound every ounce counts. If it's free it's for me.
&^%@*)_(*%$@!$^*)+_
that feeling I get when I find a nice piece of copper.....or bite into a york peppermint patty
http://youtu.be/90Ps2L46dUs
is that hubcap metal in the fastlane . i think i can get it .
Customer: "Do you take....."
Me, interrupting: "Yes!"
your talking about a truck right? o:)Quote:
Originally Posted by NHscrapman
It's what we don't say. It's trying not to holler "Score!" when someone gives/sells us something we know we're going to make good coin on.
That ain't copper boy.. You should have used a magnet.
Choking back reply...Quote:
Originally Posted by landmine
Hon, where are the bandaids?
It's only a flesh wound!
I need another short steel bucket
Customer : "I just don't see how your going to get all this metal into the back of your pick up "
SCRAPPER : " Give me about 10 minutes ill be loaded ... tied down .... and out of here "
dang bro ... we almost tipped over ...
Duck.....
Have you seen my safety glasses? I may have just gone blind.
We need a bigger boat.
Glad I saved that!
"I'll take that for ya, if you like"...
Do you mind if I make your dumpster lighter?
This is a funny thread from years ago... thought I'd add a few lines to it.
1) Wife asks "Was that #1 or #2?" I reply, "Do you mean the wire or the trip to the bathroom?"
2) Me talking to wife when she asks what I've been doing: "I bought a stripper. I decided to do this after watching a video on the internet."
3) When a friend asks me what I've do so far this summer- "I've been sailing a bunch of times. I meant garage saleing!"
That's got my name on it.
Where'd that blood come from.Quote:
Originally Posted by jonnyjeb
I just finished reading through all of these. They are all pretty humorous and more true than some people realize. Two of the things I always say are:
1: *looking around for a tool I just set on my bench 30 seconds ago.* Now just where did that go?
2: Dang it! Where'd that screw go?
Things you'd hear a scrapper's wife say:
Her: "What did you do to your elbow?"
Me: "What?"
Her: "You're bleeding all over the place!"
Me: *Looks at elbow... sees a little dried blood smear.* "I don't know. I ain't got time to bleed..."
This conversation literally just took place at my house.
Wife: "What in the world is that?"
Me: "Well you know the price was right!"
Wife: "Where are we going to put it?"
Me: "I'll find a place."
Kind of fits here..........Wife says “why do you keep bringing this crap home”. Looks in truck and says “ I want that. Don’t scrap it.”