O.k. Admin said we could so I'll go first: " Yo' Mama is so nasty, her armpits look like she's got Don King in a headlock".
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O.k. Admin said we could so I'll go first: " Yo' Mama is so nasty, her armpits look like she's got Don King in a headlock".
AMERICAN BORN, AMERICAN BRED! AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN!!!
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Man it's been a h--l of a night. O.k. last one for me. Gotta go hit debunk. lol. :"Yo momma so fat she had yellow pants on and bent over and two dudes jumped in thinkin she was a cab!"
Aussie Scrapper
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You're Mama is sooo cheap, you grew up with Saran Wrap hanging on the clothes line..
"roaming the streets, looking for treats"
Aussie Scrapper
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You're Mama is sooo fat, she calls her buns thursday and friday, caus when she jumps on a sunday, thats when they stop wobbling...
You're Mama is sooo fat, they kicked her out of California. Every time she got up to get the mail, they released an earthquake warning
Experienced Scrapper
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Yo' Mamas so fat when she hauls a$$ it takes two trips.
When the white man discovered this country Indians were running it
no taxes, no debt, women did all the work.
White man thought he could improve on a system like this. - Old Cherokee saying
I did not surrender, they took my horse and made him surrender. - Lone Watie
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
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Yo Mom is so fat, she stepped on a dollar bill and made 4 quarters
Yo Mom's arm pits are so hairy..looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
I got these for days but most aren't PC enough for this thread. Last one:
Yo mom is so dark, she got out of the car and the oil light came on.
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Yo momma is so fat, her butt looks like two pigs fightin over a milk dud.
Yo momma is so poor, when I asked her if I could use the bathroom, she said "Pick a corner".
Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn.
Yo momma is so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn the cameras off.
Yo mommas face is so ugly, it looks like her neck threw up.
Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
Thomas Jefferson
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
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You mama is so fat she uses the highway as a slipping slide.
Experienced Scrapper
jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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It's all coming back to me now!
Yo momma is so poor AND nasty that she stays pregnant just so the family has free milk for breakfast!
HAHAHAHAHA oh crap...........this thread is bringing back some memories!
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