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    If I caught a spam monkey I would....

    ..have a reason for owning a 100 count pack of straight razors and a 5 lb bag of salt.


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    Crush them with my space ship's gravity drive.

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    Force feed him ******** till he is dead!

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    I would toss the spam monkeys into a car shredder.

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    ..shower him in used battery acid.
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    put his head in my vise and tighten it until his eyes pop out

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    I think I would go all Joe Pesci in Casino on the old spam monkey... Head in a vice, ice picks to the cojones, the total treatment

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    Make him take the copper windings out of all of my motors...grrrrr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixiedeadhead View Post
    Make him take the copper windings out of all of my motors...grrrrr
    Ha ha ha ha

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    Roll him down a hill in a Porto-potty from a truck stop
    There's nothing more fun and more effective than hitting something repeatedly with a sledgehammer

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    Every other spam monkey shot dead...and the last one just left.
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    Who feels left out?

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    I'd shove'm all in a barrel, an have a barrel of Spam monkeys..cause that would amuse me.

    Failing that..I like the stuffing them in a port o'potty an rolling it downhill, while making them strip those tiny little CBMs you find in tvs.

    I'd say I'd let my avatar eat them, but..I'd hate to upset her tummy.

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    Wow scrappers have some sick minds lol. I would just drop them all in the middle of the pacific ocean.

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    Minds so sick, they destroy computer moniters just so they get scrapped!

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    I would make him scrap 123300 home printers.

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    Spam monkeys get flogged with copper wire with cpu's at the end
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    And all I do is grab the BAN hammer with both hands, lift it over my head and let it fall. Spam flying everywhere.
    People may laugh at me, but that's ok. I laugh all the way to the bank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mick View Post
    And all I do is grab the BAN hammer with both hands, lift it over my head and let it fall. Spam flying everywhere.
    LOL..I love it.

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