I was posting on the bag lunch v.s. fast food thread and thought I would make a thread on the topic of what you might of did for work or what type of lifestyle you might of picked if you lived before they had all the waste and unwanted items that we have had within the last hundred years since the machine age of manufacturing.
I think I would of been a cook or maybe in transportation on dry land as I'm a land lover first. Wouldn't want to live on the sea or on the mountains or near them. I like area like we have in Minnesota with variety of landscape.
Maybe I would of been a lumberjack?
Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.
CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lava-try.
On Wednesdays 'e goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.
CHORUS
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????
CHORUS
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.
Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders?? and a .... a Bra????
(spoken, raggedly) What's this? Wants to be a "girlie"? Oh, My!
And I thought you were so rugged! Poofter!
that's from Monty Python for those that didn't know. I really don't wear high heels, bras and such.
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