- You might be a scrapper if:
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Okay, Admitting this is a take off from Jeff Foxworthy's "You might be a Redneck If:"
So this is a start, enjoy, add to, and laugh.
You might be a Scrapper if:
You scrapped your newest vehicle.
You have more family members than bedrooms.
Your dogs will fetch an aluminum can before a Frisbee.
Your budget is based on weight instead of dollars.
Video game ninja
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Your truck tailgate is decorated in hard drive magnets
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You are browsing Scrap Metal Forum, and your favorite NFL team is ranked higher than the 32nd rated Sirscrapalot's Raiders.
Money is not the root of all evil, the love of money is.
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HopeOriginally Posted by pjost
I agree but picking a losing team does not make him a scrapper. Hopefully he can redeem himself. The curse of Sir Scrap is upon us. May the force be with you.
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
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if your wife has to make an appointment 2 days in advance if she needs to ride in your truck with you,,,because the passengers seat and floorboard is full of tools
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if u cut the tow hitch off your mobile home to get a six pack
Experienced Scrapper
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When you drive by a burnt up house and think about how much you could get for all of the scrap instead of are the people are ok. Same with car accidents.
When you anticipate changing the oil in your truck so you can scrap the oil filter. Same with brake parts.
You might be a scrapper if your friends ask how much something is worth in scrap then laugh.
You might be a scrapper if your GF asks if she can go scrapping with you, but can't because there is scrap all over the seat.
If you've calculated how much money you could get from scrapping your house, you might be a scrapper.
Made in China, Recycled in the Republic of Texas!
"When the mind fails, brute force prevails" - CTSSolutions
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If you roll on the floor laughing when someone tells you that there's lots of gold in their old computer.
Experienced Scrapper
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Or they tell you "This old T.V. is FULL of gold! I don't know why you don't want them!"
Thornton Scrapper
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You might be a scrapper if your maillady leaves scrap by your bushes next to your driveway, in your front yard.
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
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if you often find your self adding up the metal value in waiting rooms, at dr offices ,emergency rooms, and any other place where you have to set more than a few minutes waiting on something
If a scrap yard employee tells you he saw your trailer come through a few days earlier when your friend borrowed it, you might be a scrapper.
If you drink sodas from cans instead of bottles for a motive other than taste, you might be a scrapper.
Last edited by Pnutfarmer; 09-03-2014 at 12:20 AM. Reason: added missing word
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I've had that happen, also been outside when the mail man went by and was told where some scrap was at.
My fortune cookie said:
You discover treasures where others see nothing unusual.
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If you yell at your kids for putting the bread ties in the trash instead of the "metal" box.....you might be a scrapper
Sittin on two pounds of bread ties suckas!!! Lol
“I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.”-Jack Handy
Determine never to be idle. No person will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing.
Thomas Jefferson
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If you get an item you've never gotten before and would rather break it apart to see what's inside it when you know you could've gotten more than scrap price for it.......you might be a scrapper.
“Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over here, looking through your stuff.”-Jack Handy
Metal Recycling Entrepreneur
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You might be a scrapper if.....
****You drive home from work and detour through back alleys...
****Your wife goes shopping and you wonder whats out the back of the store....
****seeing rusty iron gets your mojo up 'cause it had to be sitting for a while to rust and so might be available....
****When shopping the flea markets and yard sales you don't even see the item...just the metal its made out of...
****You'll stand your pickup on its nose on the freeway to stop and grab an exhaust pipe on the side of the road 'cause it might have a cat attached...
****You pick up the smallest piece of trash when out on a walk, but only if it has metal in it....
****You dream of scrapping heavy copper wire....
****You can look at an old washer, dryer, fridge, stove, microwave, or TV on the curb and know to the nearest quarter what it is worth to you.
****You can look at those white goods listed above and know pretty much which ones contain copper and which ones contain aluminum in the motors and transformers.
****You consider yourself blessed when your wife wants to see your scrap haul for the day...
Jon.
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You get teary eyed when you see "In God we Rust".
Recyclable Material Merchant Wholesaler
Certified Zip-Tie Mechanic
"Give them enough so they can do something with it, but not too much that they won't do nothing."
Sledgehammer Enthusiast
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If your jealous of all the scrap the dump gets, and upset they don't break it down.
There ain't nothing wrong with an honest days work. Anyone who says otherwise is a fool.- Old Man
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If you’ve ever gotten overly excited when you realized that it’s trash night…youuuuuuuuuu might be a scrapper
If you’ve ever held up traffic because you saw something shiny on the curb…youuuuuuuuuuuuu might be a scrapper
If you’ve ever gotten mad a friend or co-worker for throwing out an appliance instead of calling you…youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu might be a scrapper
If you’ve ever teared up at the thought of all of those things you threw away before you knew what you know now…youuuuuuuuuuu might be a scrapper
If the F5 button on your keyboard is now blank because you have refreshed the “free” page on craigslist more times than you can count…youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu might be a scrapper
If you’ve at least somewhat considered moving to be closer to the better yard…youuuuuuuuuuuuuu might be a scrapper
"Don't try to be a great man, just be a man. Let history make its own judgments"
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If you've made your kids jump out of the truck at a red light just to pick up an aluminum can.......you might be a scrapper
If every time you hit the breaks in the country one of your kids says "Dad, can I get it this time!?", even though you really hit the breaks to avoid a squirrel.......you might be a scrapper
“Somebody told me it was frightening how much topsoil we are losing each year, but I told that story around the campfire and nobody got scared”-Jack Handy
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