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    these are stupid! the fact that I stole a few, to use elsewhere, means absolutely nothing!


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    That just makes it all the more fun Brojer!





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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot View Post
    "You gotta know when to hold'em, know when to fold'em, know when to walk away and know when to run away.." - Kenny Rodgers The Gambler
    credit that quote to a guy named Don Schlitz

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    I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell. - Harry S. Truman

    When even one American - who has done nothing wrong - is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth - then all Americans are in peril. - Harry S. Truman

    You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. - Harry S. Truman

    The President is always abused. If he isn't, he isn't doing anything. - Harry S. Truman

    Richard Nixon is a no good, lying bastard. He can lie out of both sides of his mouth at the same time, and if he ever caught himself telling the truth, he'd lie just to keep his hand in. - Harry S. Truman..(LOL..I love this guy's quotes no filter..though this could be applied to any Politician!)

    Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. - Carl Sagan..haha you thought I was going to say Truman again!

    The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' - Issac Asimov

    Sirscrapalot - Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Issac Asimov

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    Just for Jord cause of his duck jokes...

    "If I didn't have a bad duck, I'd have no duck at all." - Jord's tag line butchered for my own amusement.

    More quotes on ducks!

    "Quack!" - a duck

    If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic bird of the family anatidae on our hands. - Ducklas..err Douglas Adams.

    Popularity should be no scale for the election of politicians. If it would depend on popularity, Donald Duck and The Muppets would take seats in senate. - Orson Welles

    The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

    Quack, quack! QUACK! - another duck.



    Sirscrapalot - Ducking out.

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    hey hey HEY NOW SirscrappyDaffy ... careful with the quack quack jokes

    may have to send my


    down to the sandbar ;-)

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    Sirscrapalot - It's Jord's fault all the Duck jokes.

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    Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it. - Benjamin Franklin

    Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something. - Plato

    Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain - and most fools do. - Benjamin Franklin

    An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway

    The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right. - Mark Twain

    Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools, that don't have brains enough to be honest. - Benjamin Franklin

    Impossible is a word to be found only in the dictionary of fools. - Napoleon Bonaparte

    It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere. - Voltaire

    Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power. - George Bernard Shaw

    The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts. - Bertrand Russell

    It seems to never occur to fools that merit and good fortune are closely united. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

    Fools rush in where angels fear to tread. - Alexander Pope

    I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it. - Edgar Allan Poe

    Sirscrapalot - Fools make the world go round n' round. - The great Sirscrapalot until proven otherwise.

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    well, this may sound foolish, but DAT'S UH LOTTA QUOTES fur one day.

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    Making up for lost days.


    Sirscrapalot - We should have a Court Jester in government..oh wait we do, it's all called Congress, and the Senate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot View Post
    Making up for lost days.


    Sirscrapalot - We should have a Court Jester in government..oh wait we do, it's all called Congress, and the Senate.
    I contend it is the President's Press Secrtary that is the head jester.
    "Profit begins when you buy NOT when you sell." {quote passed down to me from a wise man}

    Now go beat the copper out of something, Miked

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    Their all clowns! An I mean..ALL of them.

    Sirscrapalot - Pokes fun at the Government till it stops giving him fodder to do so. So..forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot View Post
    Their all clowns! An I mean..ALL of them.

    Sirscrapalot - Pokes fun at the Government till it stops giving him fodder to do so. So..forever.
    I didn't mean you had excluded any of them I was intending to point out he, the press serertary, seems to get paid to be the court jester. Mike

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    Out to lunch. - Some one at some point in time.

    Sirscrapalot - off for the weekend, see you all again come Monday.

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    History may not repeat itself, but it does rhyme a lot. - Mark Twain

    Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer. - Mark Twain

    Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain

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    Mark Twain is awesome.

    The one on congress is one of my favorites.

    Sirscrapalot - Meeearrgh! - A cat pirate.

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    soooo like what, SirScrappyhappyhappyhappy got brain freeze ur sumptin? nutin fur 4 dazzzzzzzzz ;-)

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    I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

    The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep. - Robert Frost

    Man should forget his anger before he lies down to sleep. - Mahatma Gandhi

    If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

    If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

    The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - W.C. Fields

    Sirscrapalot - Accccchhhoo!

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    It's my thread, I can double post in a day if I wanna.

    Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up. - Robert Frost

    I'm not confused. I'm just well mixed. - Robert Frost

    A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom. - Robert Frost

    Thinking isn't agreeing or disagreeing. That's voting. - Robert Frost

    It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. - Robert Frost

    The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them. - Robert Frost

    I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

    And were an epitaph to be my story I'd have a short one ready for my own. I would have written of me on my stone: I had a lover's quarrel with the world. - Robert Frost

    But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. - Carl Sagan...haha You thought I was going to put another Robert Frost!

    Sirscrapalot - Good night!

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