The Sirscrapalot quote thread..

"You can tell how high a society is by how much of its garbage is recycled." -- Dhyani Ywahoo


"Problems worthy of attacks, prove their worth by hitting back." -- Adam Smith


"When you drop something small, the more you need the thing, the greater the probability that you won't be able to find it." -- me


"I think every woman should have a blowtorch." -- Julia Child


And one I've been saving just for you, Sir:

"There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't." -- joke from school

Sir, you're too quick with the trigger. You thanked me while I was still editing the thing!

LOL...I can't see you were editing!

Here's one for you Fl...as you deal with computers, an oldie but a goodie..

My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. - Emo Philips

Man, I should throw down the gauntlet more often...The guest quoters come out of the wood work!

You all make me smile.

Sirscrapalot - Zippy doo da,..zippty yay! - something like that.

I got a smart @#$ kid. The other day I told him about the birds and the bee's. He told me about my wife and the butcher.

Rodney Dangerfield

My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too. - Rodney Dangerfield


Sirscrapalot - I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it. - Rodney Dangerfield

I gotta catch up on the quotes. Got give Tater an Cory's threads a run for their money page count wise. Ha HA!

Sirscrapalot - Love it, live it, enjoy it.

I believe that thrift is essential to well-ordered living.
John D. Rockefeller

If your only goal is to become rich, you will never achieve it.
John D. Rockefeller

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns. - Charlie Sheen

Winnning! - Charlie Sheen.

Dude is all kinds of crazy these days...but man he's hilarious at times.

Sirscrapalot - Amazing what kind of quotes you can find when you Google..Cup quotes.

Earlier this week the news was comparing Bad Boys and put Sheen in the same sentence as Bieber...Chuck would chew that punk up and spit him out. Then yesterday Bieber was comparing himself to James Dean...oh brother.

Ha ha! I saw that to, the James Dean thing. That kid is just trying to piss off everyone. Ah well..Atlanta won't give him a free pass to run a muck, like LA. Them GA cops don't play.

Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. - Mae West

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. - Mae West

Ha ha! I got more from her, but that will do for now. Man she was a pistol with the quips, the female Twain almost with the quotes.

Sirscrapalot - I like a lady with sass an spitfire..it's why I married a redhead. - Me.

I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said 'Happy Birthday' on it. I didn't want to waste it so I just wrote 'Jesus' on it. - Demetri Martin

The time for action is now. It's never too late to do something. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Sirscrapalot - “If God built me a ladder to heaven, I would climb it and elbow drop the world” - Mick Foley

I believe in the brotherhood of all men, but I don't believe in wasting brotherhood on anyone who doesn't want to practice it with me. Brotherhood is a two-way street. - Malcolm X

Sirscrapalot - Unless we remember we cannot understand. - E.M. Forrester

"Remember upon the conduct of each depends the fate of all." -- Alexander the Great


"Remember that every man is a variation of yourself." -- William Saroyan


"My brother is really, really slow." -- Usain Bolt

Not really a quote..but it sure did make me laugh.

In regards to Taco Bell's new breakfast menu coming to Canada..

"Only to America? When is this coming to Canada?" Reddit user bordss asked, regarding the chain's latest menu addition.

Niccol's response? "When you take Justin Bieber back." "

LOL.

Watch out TB boss...he might come after you with his body guards. lmao.

Sirscrapalot - constantly amused.

“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.”
― Groucho Marx

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Groucho Marx

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
Groucho Marx

I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Groucho Marx

Nobody ever wins an argument. Nobody ever goes, “Oh, I’m wrong.” Somebody eventually just goes, “Shut up. We gotta eat, so let’s shut up for a minute.
– Louis C.K.

Sirscrapalot - I don’t know if you’ve ever had only five dollars in the bank, but guess what: you can’t get it out. You can’t. You can visit your five dollars, you can call it on the phone, but you can’t get it out.
– Louis C.K.

Victory is won not in miles but in inches. Win a little now, hold your ground, and later, win a little more. - Louis L'Amour

To disbelieve is easy; to scoff is simple; to have faith is harder. - Louis L'Amour

Too often I would hear men boast of the miles covered that day, rarely of what they had seen. - Louis L'Amour

Knowledge is like money: to be of value it must circulate, and in circulating it can increase in quantity and, hopefully, in value. - Louis L'Amour

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Sirscrapalot - For one who reads, there is no limit to the number of lives that may be lived, for fiction, biography, and history offer an inexhaustible number of lives in many parts of the world, in all periods of time. - Louis L'Amour

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-- SirMixaLot, "Baby Got Book"

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