Ever notice how thread titles often have nothing to do with the actual topic?

Well, the last time I saw Dancin' Dave, he was doing a soft shoe move for quarters on the side of the road wearing a perfectly white head to toe WWII sailor suit......ah, the good ol' days.

"The whole is more than the sum of its parts." Aristotle, Metaphysica

Obviously that dude was not a SCRAPPER.

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Originally Posted by BRASSCATCHER

and the nun said" thats not even my elephant"

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rectum? darn near killed him!

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Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot

Is this thing on? Can anyone hear me? Hello? Hello?


Anyone out there? Helloooo? Guys?


Sirscrapalot - Obviously the answer is 42. Go read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy...

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So long and thanks for all the fish!

But you MUST listen to some poetry first.

If I were to sell tomatoes and salad would it be best to seperate the tomatoes from the salad? And if so what kind of tomatoes would pay the best?

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Originally Posted by hobo finds

If I were to sell tomatoes and salad would it be best to seperate the tomatoes from the salad? And if so what kind of tomatoes would pay the best?

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Chicken soup

Its over there, by that guy, by that thing, over there. NO, By that other guy, by that other thing, over there by the thing, by the guy, over there.

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Originally Posted by greytruck

Its over there, by that guy, by that thing, over there. NO, By that other guy, by that other thing, over there by the thing, by the guy, over there.

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The one with the hair? And those two eyes?

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Originally Posted by KZBell

"The whole is more than the sum of its parts." Aristotle, Metaphysica

Obviously that dude was not a SCRAPPER.

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Something may be worth more than the sum of its parts when it's new, but not by the time we get it, lol.

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Originally Posted by CGsEnterprises

The one with the hair? And those two eyes?

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OK, so now, I'm start'n 2 crack up. You guys are a funny bunch too I see. :)

What the heck is going on here?

Why are they called apartments if they are in the same building.
If it doesn't go right then turn left

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Originally Posted by greytruck

Its over there, by that guy, by that thing, over there. NO, By that other guy, by that other thing, over there by the thing, by the guy, over there.

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There it isn't

My wallets gone, MY WALLETS GONE!!!

the clerk at the grocery store likes me..always lets me use the ten item or less line when I buy a 24 pack of beer!


Sirscrapalot -VIP status when stocking up.

Organic tomatoes go in as #1
GM Tomatoes go in as #2
All the salad goes in as shred.

i traded 3 tomatoes for a pound of leverite

You shoulda held out, I hear the price of Leverite is going up come Jan., which is awesome cause thats the start of snipe hunting season!

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Originally Posted by rca987

What the heck is going on here?

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Not really sure but I like it!