Phone rings. Caller asks if I buy metal and wants to sell me a brass radiator. I quote him a price and he tells me that the scrap yard offered him $1.80/lb. I told him to take it up there but he'd need to "prepare" it, first. I don't think he heard it all as the phone went dead.

Unprepared brass radiators are 0.75/lb.



What's that signature of Kris Kringle? Oh, yeah - you can't fix stupid.