How much stuff can I break today......

Ever have a day where you think to yourself i dont need to be doing this today? Well today is one of those days! I broke 2 of my 3 sawzalls. First one my porter cable tigersaw the blade quick release knob flies off into the oblivian of my shred pile. Pull my back up out and 2 cuts into it break the blade retainer. Fml. Get the thrid one out and wife calls please move the truck from the driveway i have groceries to bring in. In the process bag rips and break 2 jars of spagetti sauce. Fml x2. And for the grand finalie help a friend with his truck and end up smashing 3 fingers in his door. now heading to er to see if i broke anything. Fml x3. Rant done for now.