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    Wink Funny bumperstickers

    Was doing some news reading, and checking email, and I stumbled on this link over at aol to funny bumper stickers. I'm going to just include the link, as somethings just need to be seen on the car in question.

    One of my favorites..



    Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian.

    May it bring you a laugh or two as you end your day.

    funny bumper stickers, Back Off I'm Not That Kind of Car - Mandatory

    Sirscrapalot - doing his part to put a smile on your face.

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    Seen one I could relate to the other day: "At my age getting lucky means finding your car in the parking lot!" The car next to it: "I is an student" :confused:
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    I remember one from when i was a youngster that stuck with me " sex instructor, first lesson free". I was a child of the 70's
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    Seen on a car in a car park in California. "I'm blonde NOT stupid" The sticker was upside down

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrapette View Post
    "Ex-husband in trunk " ( would work for ex-wife too!)



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    I got a kick out of this one today:
    Made in China, Recycled in the Republic of Texas!

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    I remember one from when i was a youngster that stuck with me " sex instructor, first lesson free". I was a child of the 70's
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    I saw this one on a lifted late 80's f350. "MY CARBON FOOTPRINT IS BIGGER THAN YOURS!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot View Post
    Was doing some news reading, and checking email, and I stumbled on this link over at aol to funny bumper stickers. I'm going to just include the link, as somethings just need to be seen on the car in question.

    One of my favorites..

    Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian.

    May it bring you a laugh or two as you end your day.

    funny bumper stickers, Back Off I'm Not That Kind of Car - Mandatory

    Sirscrapalot - doing his part to put a smile on your face.
    Happyness is a tight p. Its not how you pick you're nose but where you put the buggers.

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    one of my favorites from way back when. a$$, gas, or grass, no one rides for free.
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