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    Was doing some news reading, and checking email, and I stumbled on this link over at aol to funny bumper stickers. I'm going to just include the link, as somethings just need to be seen on the car in question.

    One of my favorites..

    Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian.

    May it bring you a laugh or two as you end your day.



    funny bumper stickers, Back Off I'm Not That Kind of Car - Mandatory

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirscrapalot View Post
    Was doing some news reading, and checking email, and I stumbled on this link over at aol to funny bumper stickers. I'm going to just include the link, as somethings just need to be seen on the car in question.

    One of my favorites..

    Save a cow. Eat a vegetarian.

    May it bring you a laugh or two as you end your day.

    funny bumper stickers, Back Off I'm Not That Kind of Car - Mandatory

    Sirscrapalot - doing his part to put a smile on your face.
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    one of my favorites from way back when. a$$, gas, or grass, no one rides for free.
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